The Fat to Strip Coaster by Drinks On Me features a dark green background, pink border, and yellow text: "Too young for retirement, Too poor to quit, Too fat to strip"—a funny bar cart or drink coaster accessory.

Fat to Strip Coaster

$3.79
$3.79 $5.50
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The Fat to Strip Coaster by Drinks On Me features a dark green background, pink border, and yellow text: "Too young for retirement, Too poor to quit, Too fat to strip"—a funny bar cart or drink coaster accessory.
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  • A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
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  • Drinks On Me’s Protein Shake Coaster features a witty saying and bright colors, shown on a white table with drinks and citrus slices. A smiling emoji hovers above, while pink text suggests it as a perfect hostess gift for parties.
  • A drink with a lime wedge rests on the “You Drinking?” coaster by Drinks On Me, featuring humorous bail money text. Another matching coaster is nearby. 4x4 size fits all glasses—perfect for housewarmings or bar carts.
  • A woman relaxes outside, smiling as she holds a Drinks On Me Bible Coaster—a hilarious gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, or Coworker.
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Fat to Strip Coaster

Fat to Strip Coaster

$3.79
$3.79 $5.50

"Too Young For Retirement. Too Poor To Quit. Too Fat To Strip."

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durable resin, this coaster is designed to handle cocktails, wine, coffee, and even your most unfiltered friends.

Each coaster features rounded corners and a premium cork backing to keep drinks from slipping while protecting your table, bar, or countertop from moisture and scratches.

Whether you're hosting friends or sipping solo with your dog, this coaster delivers humor with every pour. Cheers to bad decisions and good company!

Product Details

• Includes 1 coaster
• Size: 4" x 4"
• Material: Durable resin with cork backing
• Non-slip cork back protects surfaces
• Rounded corners
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny housewarming gifts
• Bar cart accessories
• Hostess gifts
• Girls' night and cocktail parties
• Everyday drink protection with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, this coaster also makes a hilarious small gift for friends, hostesses, birthdays, girls' nights, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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