The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and white polka dot design with blue kitchen humor: “If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!.

Drunk Me Dish Towel

$11.05
$11.05 $13.99
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The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and white polka dot design with blue kitchen humor: “If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and white polka dot design with blue kitchen humor: “If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue and white ovals on purple, with a vertical blue stripe and kitchen humor in white text—a fun, quirky gift for housewarmings or anyone who cooks after a few drinks.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features colorful polka dot and stripe patterns with the hilarious quote: "If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Sober me wasn’t there." Perfect as a funny housewarming or kitchen gift!.
  • A modern stainless steel KitchenAid stove features a beige Dutch oven on top. On the oven door hangs the "Drunk Me Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. A flower arrangement sits on the right countertop above white cabinets.
  • A modern kitchen stove features the Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me hanging on the oven door, with a beige pot, champagne bottle, and flower arrangement nearby—an ideal housewarming gift for those who love kitchen humor.
  • Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a purple and white polka dot design with blue kitchen humor: “If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me—we weren’t there.” Great housewarming gift!.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features blue and white ovals on purple, with a vertical blue stripe and kitchen humor in white text—a fun, quirky gift for housewarmings or anyone who cooks after a few drinks.
  • The Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features colorful polka dot and stripe patterns with the hilarious quote: "If drunk me did something, take it up with drunk me. Sober me wasn’t there." Perfect as a funny housewarming or kitchen gift!.
  • A modern stainless steel KitchenAid stove features a beige Dutch oven on top. On the oven door hangs the "Drunk Me Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. A flower arrangement sits on the right countertop above white cabinets.
  • A modern kitchen stove features the Drunk Me Dish Towel by Drinks On Me hanging on the oven door, with a beige pot, champagne bottle, and flower arrangement nearby—an ideal housewarming gift for those who love kitchen humor.
  • Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
Drunk Me Dish Towel

Drunk Me Dish Towel

$11.05
$11.05 $13.99

"Listen, If Drunk Me Said Or Did Something, You Gotta Take It Up With Drunk Me. Don’t Come At Sober Me. We Don’t Even Know That Bitch."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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