The Do you Run? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a leafy green and purple border with bold white text on blue: "Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money”—a humorous kitchen gift for any housewarming.

Do you Run? Dish Towel

$9.65
Sale price  $9.65 Regular price  $13.99
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The Do you Run? Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a leafy green and purple border with bold white text on blue: "Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money”—a humorous kitchen gift for any housewarming.

Do you Run? Dish Towel

$9.65
Sale price  $9.65 Regular price  $13.99

"“Do You Run?” Yes. Out Of Patience, Fucks And Money."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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