The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth.

CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel

$9.79
$9.79 $13.99
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The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white geometric pattern with red dots, a vertical red stripe, and the funny quote: “Three wise women would’ve asked for directions...and there would be Peace On Earth.”.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white holiday design with red accents and the saying: "Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth.
  • A stainless steel KitchenAid oven with a Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel hanging on the handle, a beige pot on the stovetop, and a vase of flowers on a white countertop in a modern kitchen.
  • A modern stainless steel oven with a Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel hanging on the handle, a beige pot on the stovetop, a bottle of sparkling wine, and flowers on the countertop.
  • Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me is a humorous green and red kitchen gift featuring the saying: Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole—and there would be Peace On Earth.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white geometric pattern with red dots, a vertical red stripe, and the funny quote: “Three wise women would’ve asked for directions...and there would be Peace On Earth.”.
  • The CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel by Drinks On Me features a green and white holiday design with red accents and the saying: "Three wise women would've asked for directions, brought practical gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth.
  • A stainless steel KitchenAid oven with a Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel hanging on the handle, a beige pot on the stovetop, and a vase of flowers on a white countertop in a modern kitchen.
  • A modern stainless steel oven with a Drinks On Me CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel hanging on the handle, a beige pot on the stovetop, a bottle of sparkling wine, and flowers on the countertop.
  • Two photos of a kitchen stove showcase the "Young and Fun Dish Towel" by Drinks On Me. The towel features pink and green abstract patterns with a witty wine-and-friendship quote. A white kettle sits on the stove, with fresh white flowers on the counter.
CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel

CHRISTMAS Peace on Earth Dish Towel

$9.79
$9.79 $13.99

"Three Wise Women Would’ve Asked For Directions, Brought Practical Gifts, Delivered The Baby, And Made A Casserole."

Not everything in the kitchen has to be clean — just the counters.
Our funny dish towel brings the sarcasm while doing the dirty work. Equal parts practical and inappropriate, it’s made for drying hands, wiping spills, and making guests laugh (or gasp) when they read it.

Hang it on the oven, toss it over your shoulder, or gift it to the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. Whether you're hosting happy hour, surviving family dinner, or pretending you enjoy cooking, this towel delivers humor with every wipe.

Product Details

  • 100% cotton dish towel
  • Size: 21" x 28"
  • Machine washable
  • Soft, absorbent, and durable
  • Printed in the USA

Perfect For

  • Funny housewarming gifts
  • Funny hostess gifts
  • White elephant and gift exchanges
  • Holiday gifting
  • Bridal showers and newlywed gifts
  • Anyone who appreciates humor in the kitchen
  • Everyday kitchen use with personality

This towel makes a hilarious small gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a kitchen towel that actually says something worth reading.

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