A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!.

Blah Blah Coaster

$3.90
$3.90 $5.50
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A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!.
  • A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!.
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  • A funny New Year’s card with gold text on blue stars wishes peace, love, and health—then jokes about wanting sex, booze, orgasms & a lottery win. Great paired with the Blah Blah Coaster by Drinks On Me for a perfect bar cart gift!.
  • A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.
  • A Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me, featuring humorous quotes, sits on a table with a glass of orange drink—fun bar cart accessory or perfect housewarming gift with party-ready punchlines.
  • Drinks On Me’s Protein Shake Coaster features a witty saying and bright colors, shown on a white table with drinks and citrus slices. A smiling emoji hovers above, while pink text suggests it as a perfect hostess gift for parties.
  • A drink with a lime wedge rests on the “You Drinking?” coaster by Drinks On Me, featuring humorous bail money text. Another matching coaster is nearby. 4x4 size fits all glasses—perfect for housewarmings or bar carts.
  • A woman relaxes outside, smiling as she holds a Drinks On Me Bible Coaster—a hilarious gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Best Friend, Mom, Crazy Aunt, Husband, Wife, or Coworker.
  • Three Bible Coaster sets by Drinks On Me, each beside a filled wine glass. Text below reads, “Don’t forget the Bible Coaster—fun, functional coasters from Drinks On Me, perfect for gifting and housewarmings!”.
Blah Blah Coaster

Blah Blah Coaster

$3.90
$3.90 $5.50

"To My Friends, I Wish You Peace, Love And Health. Blah, Blah Blah... Screw That! I Wish You Lots Of Sex, Booze, Orgasms And Hope You Win The Lottery. Happy New Year!"

Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durable resin, this coaster is designed to handle cocktails, wine, coffee, and even your most unfiltered friends.

Each coaster features rounded corners and a premium cork backing to keep drinks from slipping while protecting your table, bar, or countertop from moisture and scratches.

Whether you're hosting friends or sipping solo with your dog, this coaster delivers humor with every pour. Cheers to bad decisions and good company!

Product Details

• Includes 1 coaster
• Size: 4" x 4"
• Material: Durable resin with cork backing
• Non-slip cork back protects surfaces
• Rounded corners
• Printed in the USA

Perfect For

• Funny housewarming gifts
• Bar cart accessories
• Hostess gifts
• Girls' night and cocktail parties
• Everyday drink protection with personality

Perfect for your home bar, kitchen table, coffee table, or bar cart, this coaster also makes a hilarious small gift for friends, hostesses, birthdays, girls' nights, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their drink.

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